There’s No Tellin’ What’ll Happen
(When a Woman Finds Her Man)

Yea, there’s no tellin’ what’ll happen
When a woman finds her man!

Eve really screwed up, but Adam forgave.
He said, “Eve, let’s have fun ‘fore we hit the grave.”
Eve said, “How nice of you, Adam, to forgive.
You’re the only man on earth with whom I want to live.”
Soon were Cain and Abel, then the Tower of Babel.

There’s just no tellin’ what’ll happen
When a woman finds her man!

When Romeo met Juliet, their families weren’t tight.
It seemed that every family outing always ended in a fight.
“Juliet, oh Juliet, now don’t you go to sleep.”
When that poor boy finds you, they’ll put him six-feet deep.
Sometimes there is no mending, and it leads to a sad ending.

There’s just no tellin’ what’ll happen
When a woman finds her man!

Yea, there’s no tellin’ what’ll happen
When a woman finds her man!

John Smith and Pocahontas were canoein’ by the shore.
She said, “This has been very nice. Let’s do a little more.”
Her Dad said, “Pocahontas, why you actin’ like a fool?
I’m gonna cut John’s head off, put you in convent school!”
Then she started wailin’ and her Dad’s resolve was failin’.

Yea, there’s no tellin’ what’ll happen
When a woman finds her man!

Popeye and Olive Oil were datin’ on the cheap,
Headin’ for the picture show with Whimpy and the Jeep.
Bluto dropped a safe on Popeye, looked like he wouldn’t last.
Stars circled the sailor’s head. He need spinach fast.
Olive gave him one big gulp, then he beat Bluto to a pulp.

There’s just no tellin’ what’ll happen
When a woman finds her man!

Yea, there’s no tellin’ what’ll happen
When a woman finds her man!

Bogie and Bacall were filming on a set.
Bacall reflected to herself, “This is my man I’ve met.”
Sparks did fly, he lit her fire to a roar.
The love affair they had on screen will live forevermore.
You know they weren’t fakin’ in those classic they were makin’.

There’s just no tellin’ what’ll happen,
You know, there’s no tellin’ what’ll happen
When a woman finds her man!